This blog is about me reading excerpts from my father's emails in a creepily sexy voice and repackaging it as a Horoscope. My father is one of the most unintentionally brilliant men that I know. This has become my therapy. Hope you enjoy:)
Emails From Dad Make Zodiac
“You will also see what I have been going through. You will understand why I hate homo sapiens. Their little brains just freeze when introduce a new idea. You are going to be very happy that you are not homo sapien. Homo Summetros built this world! Remember, God is a creator! Not a homo sapien! And when you crteate, God showers his love on you. That’s how Homo Summetros praises God. All that gobbling about religion doesn’t mean a thing. Heaven is for creators!”
AQUARIUS 2012
“Remember you are already paid when you print out the shipping labels! And how many envelopes can you stuff in an hour? 50? 100? Well, that’s $500 an hour! Or $1,000 an hour! Or more! After expenses! Now, that’s love! And I really don’t care what “homo sapiens” mean when they say ‘I love you.’
You’ll learn that all that gobbling means nothing. “
